From the skies birds drop dead. Fish in the oceans float to the top. Ice caps melt. Hillbillies purchase toothbrushes. Louie Anderson does a successful sit up. I change the channel away from the best of women’s Olympic volleyball. The world has come to an end. My first novel is now available in full.
(Your excitement level)
Yep, there were people out there who said I couldn’t do it.
Moosie's written a book, but don't worry he's not related to Susan Boyle, they just had sex once.
Now to watch my self-esteem dwindle to nothing.
But again, thanks for the support.
Good luck