Sat at work today pretty much doing nothing as usual, still haven’t received any formal training, I got an e-mail telling me what I’m doing wrong on calls but the fact is, if I actually had some formal training you’d get better out of me.
They basically gave me a link to training materials and left me to it, apparently I’m doing a great job so far and that’s thanks to nobody but myself, I trained myself up with the help of the girl that sits next to me.
To keep me busy I’ve had to resort to doing Microsoft Office training and tests so I can send the certificates to HR, which seems to me, is for no other reason but a bit of a laugh. But today I actually did some of them and gained five or so certificates in Basic Word, I don’t have Microsoft Word 2007 at home, I have Open Office. But it wasted a few hours.
While I was bored today at work I looked at the calender and what did I notice? I have the 10th of October off in the afternoon, for my hemorrhoids appointment at the hospital.
I’ve already put it off once as I was meant to go in September but there’s no postponing it this time, I can’t, they’re really doing my head in and after trying all the other methods over the past 9 months it’s time to get it sorted. I just don’t like doctors inspecting holes that aren’t on my head, shove a stick down my throat to check for throat diseases by all means but no shoving anything up my arse.
I suppose one unpleasant and degrading afternoon will be worth it in the end, that’s if they even do anything to me, but they wouldn’t send me to the hospital if it wasn’t anal inspection time, I only just narrowing avoided it when I went to the doctors, the doctor in turn ended up giving me a prescription to quit smoking, dickhead.
But I’d forgotten about it until today and now as the days draw nearer I’m starting to get more worried. I shall continue to try and put it out of my mind until at least Monday morning, then the first thing I’ll be doing afterwards is updating you all on all the nitty gritty details, lucky you!
Also just wanted to mention that my other blog, Journey Of The Cursed seems to have gone down quite well, so well in fact, it’s actually had more views today and this blog! The comments about my writing have pleased me greatly and there will be another “episode” up later on tonight so definitely go and check it out, and if you haven’t already been to Journey Of The Cursed, go and visit now! 😀
Anyway, it’s much needed KFC time. (Which isn’t really that good when you’ve just been to the gym but I brought one bag of crisps to work with me today and they popped in my bag, so I’ve had nothing. STOP JUDGING ME!!!)