What’s He Building In There?

What’s he building in there?
What’s he… Building in there?
They say he has an old oak tree at the bottom of his yard at his house in Bangor, Wales…
But what’s he building in there?
They say that his wife is buried under that old oak tree…
But the strange thing is…
He was never married…
What’s he building in there?
What’s… he… building in there?
He came home smelling of sea weed,
But what was really strange was…
He didn’t live near the beach…
He lost some change out his pockets after leaving a bar..
But he was wearing speedo’s…


Author: 'Ard Pete

Hey everyone, my names Pete, friends call me 'Ard Pete because... well, I'm well 'Ard. Currently in Chesterfield, England, currently working as an I.T. Technical Lead for BT Business and Public Sector; it sounds more glamourous than it is but I'm a dab hand with Microsoft products. I enjoy television, mainly any Star Trek, all of Stargate, Lost, anything Joss Whedon has produced, 24 and House. Favourite music includes; Mumford and Sons, Jason Mraz, Eminem, Chris Cornell, Ludovico Einaudi, Goo Goo Dolls, Muse, 30 Seconds To Mars basically a wide variety of anything that's real, I hate dance, trance and anything like that, I don't consider that to be music. Not much of a sports guy, I like Professional Wrestling, Mixed Martial Arts, Boxing, I can watch Football but only when I'm forced to watch it. Favourite author is Terry Pratchett, favourite film is Armageddon, favourite comedian is Lee Evans, favourite idiot is Karl Pilkington, favourite game is GTAIII, if there's anything else you wish to know, don't hesitate to ask. I'll more than likely not be busy.

7 thoughts on “What’s He Building In There?”

  1. I like Tom Waits, can’t think of this song… Have to go listen and come back :))

  2. I LOVE Tom Waits. Your re-working of that seriously creepy song was really well done. I think I will now toddle off to YouTube and listen to it again – if they have it, that is.

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