I said I couple of days of go I’d get these video’s posted, I think I’m still recovering from Wales as I sleep a lot last night, either that or the stresses of work are starting to set in.
Anyway! I hope you enjoy these video’s I took, they’re mainly of me pissing off my mates, but their pain shall be your gain!
As for the voice overs I tend to do, English fans of Big Brother will know of Marcus Bently, the Geordie voice over guy of Big Brother, I’ve always done my video’s in his style, now I thought I’d do it in the style of Peter Dickson who voices over everything including X Factor, shit impressions I know, later you will see me voice things over in the style of “What’s He Building In There” by Tom Waits, that piece was played before the live Muse gig in Wales, we proceeded to scare my friend Jake’s girlfriend by doing it constantly in Leeds to the point she was too afraid to go in her own tent, at 23 that’s pretty silly on her part.
Then because she didn’t come to Wales me and Phil just kept ringing her and leaving voice mails doing the same thing, just making up shit to say like what I did in the post before this one! It gave her nightmares apparently! Hahahaha.
Abersoch: DAY ONE
The first video I’ve taken in awhile so that will explain the dramatic phrasing at the start! Then I change it to X Factor style! These video’s will be nothing if not annoying 😀
Will’s First Sting…
It’s not a weekend if I’m not stinging my best friend, although I don’t actually do the stings, we had a roommates agreement at this point so I manipulated others to sting him instead.
Will’s Second Sting
A couple of hours later, notice how he’s not moaning like he did a couple of years ago, that’s because he now knows what to expect at Wales.
James’ First Sting
This was Whitey’s first time in Wales and first time playing this game, he was the first person I stung this weekend, it’s basically 9 minutes of me sexually abusing him in his sleep and then two minutes of him waking up and drinking it, watch it though, I’m a funny bastard.
Abersoch: DAY TWO pt1
Day Two, we went into Pwhelli (sp?) went to the arcade where I hit a kid with a basketball, went on the dodgems, did other random crap!
I Throw A Ball
Tried to throw the ball as far as I could off the balcony off the beach, but didn’t do as well as I wanted…
Abersoch: DAY TWO pt2
Day Two in the evening saw us getting our dressing up on, the best costume was Phil’s picture costume, the most annoying costume was mine because I still have fake blood stains on my face despite many a scrub, the shittest costume was probably Warren’s as he was meant to be a ninja but ended up looking like an asylum seeker wearing a burka, with a pair of nun chucks, though it was a huge improvement over last time where he just taped seaweed to his face and called himself Seaweed Man
Asylum Seeker Nunchucks!
Warren hit my man Bill with the nun chucks, so I film Will getting him back.
Jake’s Sting And Suffocation
The last time we came to Wales I took a video where he was asleep with his mouth closed, I pinched his nose and stopped him from breathing for a full 30 seconds before I let go, he didn’t open his mouth to breath?! So because he asked me not to do it again, I did it anyway and he went mentalz…. Then we stung him.
Justin’s First Sting
This is proof that I always get my way, he was adamant as were others that they wouldn’t drink the beer, but I won’t go away until you drink it and I can be annoying for prolonged periods of time!
Justin’s Second Sting
Justin didn’t want to play so he gave his stings to Will to do as he pleases with them, who in turn gave them to me, I then stung Lauren on Justin’s behalf while she was in bed who then got revenge by getting out of bed and stinging Justin ahahahaha! BACKFIRE!!
Abersoch: DAY THREE
Day Three we had the BBQ, I generally annoyed people, pointed people out who had sex the night before, had my girlfriend been there we’d have almost definitely got it on but she wasn’t so I just filmed the people that did. Warren then informs us that he masturbated the night before also…
I Blow Whiskey On A BBQ
Poor attempt here, had I had some vodka and a decent flame, WOOOSH.
I Throw A Ball Further
Warren: Don’t throw it far like you did with Jake.
Go And Fetch Warren!
Warren throws the ball back up after the third time, Justin then shows off his German skills by vollying it far across the beach.
Warren Gets A Slap
This is how it went down before I filmed it, I missed it so I had them recreate it, except Will hit Warren a lot harder than the first time, notice the look on Warren’s face before he sticks the finger up, knowing what’s coming.
Jake had on Warren’s boss’ dry suit that’s meant to keep out the water, it did a very poor job.
I had to get this off of Justin’s phone because my version was shit, the sound of the fireworks was ace, the look of the fireworks were ace.
Sorry for the shit quality, Jake lit the fuse before pulling it out of the rocket to extend it, so it went off a few seconds after he lit it almost blowing off his head, the noise it made was awesome with a thunder like follow up after the bang.
Abersoch: DAY FOUR Will’s Third Sting
With Whitey and his woman at home, I took their room, which meant mine and Will’s roommate agreement was over with.
Abersoch: DAY FOUR
I film everyone on the last day before heading on the long road home!
I hope you’ve enjoyed watching these masterpieces, it’s been a fantastic weekend and hopefully I can get to stay a full week next year, preferably in the summer time, then you may get to see my boobs!!