What I Put Up With

On our web chat:

Donna:
What did *Insert Companies Name* think to the Panorama programme about apprenticeships on Monday?

Welcome Donna! Your request has been directed to the Sales / Customer Service department. Please wait for our operator to answer your call.

Call accepted by operator Sales. Currently in room: Sales.

Sales:
Sorry I do not have an answer to your question as this is for sales enquiries. You would have to contact our HR department.
Donna:
I see, suppose you got a lucky escape not appearing on it.
Sales:
As I haven’t seen it myself personally, I couldn’t make a comment on the programme. If you would like to contact someone in HR and ask their opinion I can give you contact details.
Donna:
That would be useful thank you
Donna:
I hope the company is shafting you like it has done with many others
Donna:
isn’t*
Sales:
customerservices@xxx.com is where you should direct your enquiry to. This chat is for sales enquiries only and not a discussion board.
Donna:
Fine, have a good day
Sales:
Have a good one yourself.

Where she said “I hope the company isn’t shafting you” I so wanted to put, “Well I have to talk to retarded fucks like you, so I’m in the process”.

Bitches.

 

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Author: 'Ard Pete

Hey everyone, my names Pete, friends call me 'Ard Pete because... well, I'm well 'Ard. Currently in Chesterfield, England, currently working as an I.T. Technical Lead for BT Business and Public Sector; it sounds more glamourous than it is but I'm a dab hand with Microsoft products. I enjoy television, mainly any Star Trek, all of Stargate, Lost, anything Joss Whedon has produced, 24 and House. Favourite music includes; Mumford and Sons, Jason Mraz, Eminem, Chris Cornell, Ludovico Einaudi, Goo Goo Dolls, Muse, 30 Seconds To Mars basically a wide variety of anything that's real, I hate dance, trance and anything like that, I don't consider that to be music. Not much of a sports guy, I like Professional Wrestling, Mixed Martial Arts, Boxing, I can watch Football but only when I'm forced to watch it. Favourite author is Terry Pratchett, favourite film is Armageddon, favourite comedian is Lee Evans, favourite idiot is Karl Pilkington, favourite game is GTAIII, if there's anything else you wish to know, don't hesitate to ask. I'll more than likely not be busy.

6 thoughts on “What I Put Up With”

  1. I meant I can’t wait for that! It will be awesome! Some people are just asking for it! YES

    1. I actually told the new owner to fuck off yesterday aswell, asking me why I’m refunding customers when it’s his fault these people aren’t getting their orders!

      1. You’ve got balls! No guts, no glory! I love your guts… not literally of course 😀

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