As I’ve mentioned many times before, being unemployed screws with your sleeping pattern, it gets to the point where you have no reason to get up in the morning so you stay up late and do whatever, then because you’ve gone to bed so late you wake up later than you normally would.
Because you’ve woken up later than you normally would you’re not tired at the time you fell asleep the night before, so you stay up later. This same pattern repeats until your body clock is totally screwed.
At one point I was going to bed at 8am and waking up at 4-5pm. So while everyone is getting up and getting ready for work, I’m just about to go to bed. Which I do like teasing my friends about just as they’re finishing work and going home to destress I’m just waking up from some badass dream where I’ve been on another planet shooting people with arrows and call them splooge-heads which is really offensive to aliens and I’m not proud of it… (don’t judge me)
I tried really hard to get my sleeping pattern back on track because new jobs tend to get posted mid-afternoon on the website I look at so it’s always best to be one of the first to apply.
I’ve tried many things, having more sleep, having less sleep, even tried staying awake for 24 straight hours which is extremely hard to do when you have nothing to do. All my friends are at work, there’s nothing to watch on television, reading makes me sleepy… it was no good.
I’m at the point now though where my day is totally inverted. Now I’m going to sleep at 2pm and waking up around 9:30pm. I’m having my breakfast at half 10 at night, lunch at about 1 in the afternoon and dinner at around 6 in the morning! How the hell do I get out of THAT pattern?
Someone texted me earlier and I text them back saying “What the fuck are you doing texting me at this time?” to which they responded, “It’s only half 6?”. Yeah well that’s half 6 in the morning according to my body! AGH!
It’s frustrating because you can’t really do anything that this time in the morning, took the dog for a walk yesterday at half 3 in the morning, people would have thought I’m some crazy rapist stalking the streets or something.
Can’t go for a drive with the roof down because it’s night, cold and raining. Mind you recently it’s been cold and raining in the day time so it doesn’t make much difference.
My gym opens at 10am which according to my body clock is 10pm, who goes to the gym at that time? I’m getting ready for bed in a few hours so I haven’t been going to gym much, hense taking the dog for walks for the first time in my life.
What I need is a job, I’d have been starting my new one next week if they didn’t screw up and screw me over. It’s a good job I actually saved some money from my last pay check so I’m not having to dive into the first shitty job I find just to make ends meet.
Though that money’s starting to dissipate with each passing week.
Oh well. Guess I’ll start watching Will and Grace Season 2 and see what tonight (this morning) brings.
..I can’t believe I actually typed that. My excuse is, I don’t watch it for the story, I watch it to perv over Debra Messing, man she is a sexy bitch.
Have fun at work tomorrow everyone mwaha.