Unfortunately there was no such epic time, I did this to draw you in and tell you about some random shit going off in my blogging world. Nothing goes with random shit like a random title. But if you like you can sit there, close your eyes, put on some Barry Manilow and fantasize that I actually did punch a turtle in the face.
Basically, I recently passed 50,000 views (almost 51,000) which I’m pretty sure makes me King Of The Athiests, I remember what seemed like so long ago now bragging about how I’d passed 1,000 views on the WordPress forums so to get an additional 50,000 isn’t too shabby in my estimation.
Not just that but I also just hit 200 followers. I doubt 200 people actually read this blog, but 200 people clicked the follow button and that makes me feel like some sort of cult leader.
So thanks to everyone that’s taken time out of their busy schedule to give my silly little rubbish a glance and if you ever feel sad about something I’ve now added links that show up under the About page that’ll surely cheer you up immensely. Possibly diverting you away from suicide, I’m like Ghandi or something.
As you know I recently started up The Excellence Asylum which is off to a slow start, thanks to the social forums disappearing from WordPress it’s hard to get your name out there, one of the biggest reasons people didn’t want them to go. In any case, I’m still looking for contributors, even if it’s once a week, once a week, hell, even just once. The more people that get involved, the more of a community we can create.
If I was a rich man, I’d pay you to post but I’m poor so you’ll just have to make do with an eHug, but just think, an eHug from Pierre?! How f’n sweet is that?
Let me know if you’re interested unless you can’t spell or construct a viable sentence; then in that case I’d refer you to somewhere else. (Like hell.)