Many of you probably think I died in a pool of my own vomit and blood somewhere right? Well unfortunately I’m still about.
Keep saying that I’ll get round to posting more but I never do mainly because my weeks usually just involve work and I’m not allowed to talk about that really so there’s never really anything to say; too be honest I had thought about just getting rid of this thing all together but how can I when I love you all so much?
The fact that I still get followers even though I haven’t posted for nearly two months is pretty cool also, means I’m still awesome.
What have I been doing lately? That’s a good question, thanks for bringing it up; as I said previously, mainly work which is becoming increasingly stressful as time goes on; over the last couple of years you’ve gone through a ride with me from working for shitty service desks in Sheffield, data entry in Rotherham, “Customer Service Manager” (LOLOLOLOL) for some shit tent company, never really pans out, something always happens however I’ve now been at the job I’m in for almost a year now; the place has changed so much when I first started a short 12 months ago.
When I arrived I knew pretty much nothing about IT, I had basic working knowledge but would have never thought capable of fixing peoples problems however I had a good trainee and some good friends that helped me through the rough learning process, now 12 months on a lot of those friends have left, moved on to bigger and better things and now I’m the guy everyone comes to ask for help; I fix more computer issues rather than just log a ticket to another team; the job is stressful and there probably isn’t a day when I don’t nearly have a nervous breakdown but it pays the bills and while I still act like an idiot at times I actually like being a respected member of the team.
This is the main thing that impacts my blog writing, when I get home the last thing I want to do is write or even read, I just want to vegetate in front of a television or in bed listening to music to destress. Or (just lately) getting drunk at the pub.
I’m developing alcoholism, well, not really but I may as well be as I’ve pretty much drank every day for the last two months.
Still haven’t found a girlfriend as yet but don’t worry lads, I have been getting my end away. 😉 😉
With having a permanent job comes the ability to now look for my own place to live, stupidly last year I broke up with my girlfriend, two days later lost my job then had to give up my flat I was planning on moving into, it’s been a long road to recovery since that point but I’m finally at a place where I can actually start to act like an adult and pass out in my own house. I’ll probably move in with someone from work, which will no doubt result in massive parties every night, think Jesse from Breaking Bad when he bought that house, though I’ll probably not be taking any drugs.
I went to Wales at the beginning of July, same place as before; it was immense.
Came back from Wales, nearly died in a car accident, spun off a dual carriageway at 60mph and smashed into the curb; destroying one of my wheels.
July 17th marked the 2 year anniversary on WordPress for myself and Anna, I meant to do a post but see above.
Drove over a tree stump and tore the bumper off the front of Cecilia as I reversed, had to get friend to spend an hour to put it back on.
August 3rd was my 28th birthday, I did nothing special for it; I’m getting on in years now; not that I’m showing it although I rarely get ID’d when I try buying cigarettes or alcohol but that’s okay because there’s nothing more annoying.
Killed two pigeons in two days because they wouldn’t get out of the road quick enough.
Went to Scotland to visit my cousin, stupidly set off at half past midnight to beat all the traffic, ended up nearly hitting a deer on a long and very foggy road. More than likely would have written the car off if I had, lucky escape!
I got into a fight two weeks ago in Sheffield on a night out and won; doesn’t really need to be said because I’m rate ‘Ard me. Other guy wasn’t, FLAWLESS VICTORY came to mind.
Despite all the car incidents, car passed its MOT, first of my cars to do so!
This is my 350th post on this blog.
That’s about it. What about you? Have I missed any thing? Anyone died? Anyone gotten pregnant? Anyone come down with a case of AIDs?